Evangelism Exposed

“Jesus wept.” Joh 11:35

Talking Jesus Doll

Imagine your child’s joyous expression this Christmas as she opens up her new Talking Jesus Doll!! That’s right! For only $24.95 you can completely objectify Jesus Christ within your child’s mind’s-eye into a small plastic figurine capable of a whopping six biblical sentences!

This plastic Jesus’s ruddy action-grip figure comes dressed in (removeable??) 1st century jewish garb. Imagine the possibilities as your child reenacts “Jesus’s forgiving of the Harlot” with the help of her Disco Barbie, or “Jesus’s Temptations” using Elmo as Satan! What educational fun!

Be sure to order yours today to avoid the Christmas rush!! [source].

Do not push his buttons!


October 1, 2005 Posted by | Jesus Toys | Leave a comment